Famous Orthodontic Failures:

• Dracula
• Tom Cruise
• Lauren Hutton
• Mortimer Snurr
• Mom's Mabley

Products that need to be invented:

• Parent retraints
• Automatic Flosser
• Files that cannot be misfiled
• Headgear that's "IN" and "COOL"
• Teenage attitude adjuster
• Instant ortho, full cases in less than a week
• A schedule that always has time after 2:30 pm
• A schedule that is actually a schedule
• Parents that can actually chose an appointment time on the first try !
• A phone that doesn't sit quietly for an hour then have all three lines light up.
• Patient "lie detector" -- "I wore my retainers faithfully " BBBUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !