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Famous Orthodontic Failures:
- Dracula
- Tom Cruise
- Lauren Hutton
- Mortimer Snurr
- Mom's Mabley
Products that need to be invented:
- Parent retraints
- Automatic Flosser
- Files that cannot be misfiled
- Headgear that's "IN" and "COOL"
- Teenage attitude adjuster
- Instant ortho, full cases in less than a week
- A schedule that always has time after 2:30 pm
- A schedule that is actually a schedule
- Parents that can actually chose an appointment time on the first try
!
- A phone that doesn't sit quietly for an hour then have all three lines
light up.
- Patient "lie detector" -- "I wore my retainers faithfully
" BBBUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !
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