This REALLY happened ! One of our colleagues thinks he has the all time topper! Can you beat this story?

O.K. Boys and Girls...let's see who can top this one.

This afternoon...about 4:30....all operatories filled with kiddies getting their
braces adjusted.
The front desk....two lines: kids coming in...kids coming out. Both phones
ringing. The reception room...wall to wall mommies, daddies, siblings, friends,
patients and maybe two or three people
waiting for a bus.

All of a sudden...****EVERYBODY*****starts running out of the waiting room...in
all directions!
Into the nurses station...into both bathrooms...out the side door...out the
front door....And....
one parent vomiting in our dirveway....another parent vomiting at our front
entrance.....kids screaming....my receptionist abandons her station....office
manager runs to throw open the windows.......assistants run for Glade and Lysol
sprays.......What Happened?!?!?!?!?!

A four year old son of one of our patients stands up in the middle of the
waiting room.....and
(pardon me)..takes a kings sized DUMP right smack in the middle of the waiting
room! And......the boy's stupid father
just sits there and
tells the kid to sit down! He doesn't even take the kid to the John...or out the
door. So now
the whole waiting room is cleared out.....people are gagging and vomiting....my
staff jumps ship
and my office smells like the elephant cage on a 100 degree day with the zoo
keepers on strike.
And the kid is sitting in his stuff with his father waiting for us to finish his
mother's adjustment!!!!